When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Randomize
