Having a random hookup so left but love u
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
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