You're my little dorito
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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