Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
i out mim tonsoeep
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