The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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