just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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