yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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