Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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