honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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