I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
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