This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
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