I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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