she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
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