For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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