At least make sure they are 18
Why
i broke my thumb. i no longer have 2 opposable thumbs. i'm sub-human. i love vicodin.
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Randomize