If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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