Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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