i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
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