Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
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Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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