Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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