she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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