apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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