'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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