O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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