Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I just barfed on his mom.
You told him you were too drunk to meet his parents. Totally his fault.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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