I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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