Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
Drunk in a bar in Texas. The 24 y/o hottie I am chatting up just called me a male cougar. I am dealing with this whole turning 40 thing juuuust fine.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
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