Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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