and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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