i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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