Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
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