if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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