You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
