U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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