so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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