we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
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hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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