A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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