It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
soo... how was my night?
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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