I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I need to align my fucking chakras
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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