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(810): View more from Michigan

none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem

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(239): View more from Florida

Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.

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(734): View more from Michigan

Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.

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(718): View more from New York

Barsexuality is the new black.

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(716): View more from New York

So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.

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(352): View more from Florida

She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.

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(307): View more from Wyoming

FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack

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(512): View more from Texas

my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.

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(907): View more from Alaska

My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned

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