ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
Randomize
