Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
Randomize
