Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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