Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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