We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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