The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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