so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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