yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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