So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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