you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
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