Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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