you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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